celebrity marriages
is it just me, or are celebrity marriages laughably stupid?
* Paris Hilton is engaged to marry her boyfriend of five months, 27yo Greek shipping heir Paris Latsis
* Tom Cruise jumping up and down on Oprah’s couch about how much he loves Katie Holmes and is considering marriage…after dating her for a month.
* Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner: engaged after 9 mos, now expecting a kid
* wacko JLo and Marc Anthony, married less than six months after she ended her engagement with Ben Affleck
* Nicolas Cage (40) marrying waitress Alice Kim (20) two months after meeting.
the sad part is that despite all the media coverage *nobody* comments about how stupid they are, except, of course, my man Howard who rips them all to shreds.