loser in the gym
at the gym today…
so this guy is hitting on this chick while i’m working out. she’s busy doing her crunches, and he’s standing over her trying to have a conversation, oblivious to the fact that she’s working out. i had to eavesdrop - i love watching guys make fools of themselves. like the “squeeze in” guy on the dance floor that tries to work his way into a group of girls that are so obviously trying to keep him out. anyways, he’s all peppering her with questions, she says she’s a student, and he’s like “ya know, only 1% of all humanity even has a bachelor’s degree. you’re a genius!” no wonder i’m still single - Rico Suave’s like this guy are stealing all the women.
and then in the locker room, my recurring nightmare was realized again…having to squeeze into the corner to my locker, which, no matter how large the locker room is, is always right next to the big hairy guy that just pulled down his pants and is bending over to take off his underwear.
woohoo! netflix just sent me “a bug’s life”. after “finding nemo” i had to catch the rest of the pixar movies. after this one, i’ve seen em all!
video still of the day: eric cartman, thinking he’s a vietnamese prostitute named “ming lee”
